Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Bill O'Reilly - documented sex freak
Happy anniversary, Bill O'Reilly! On this date five years ago, the sex freak was named in a sexual harassment lawsuit
brimming with lurid details about vibrators, phone sex, threesomes, masturbation, Caribbean shower fantasies,
a Thai sex show, falafel, stewardess trysts, vehicular coupling, and Al Franken.
The New York State Supreme Court lawsuit filed by Andrea Mackris, a former Fox News producer, quoted O'Reilly
verbatim and at length, leaving readers to believe that the TV star's dirty soliloquies were surreptitiously recorded
(an impression reinforced when the lawsuit was settled within two weeks).
A copy of Mackris's complaint, drafted by lawyer Benedict Morelli, can be found below. Time has not robbed the document
of any of its entertainment value. It is unknown how the litigants will mark today's anniversary, though were it a marriage,
tradition would call for gifts of wood. But we'd wager that the volcanic O'Reilly, 60, is still incensed about writing that hefty check.
Al Franken is anti-rape.
If O'Reilly hates Franken, O'Reilly must be pro-rape.
"Hello to our friends and fans in domestic surveillance."