THE GOP BIG (TENT?) PLANTATION AWARD goes to RNC candidate Chip Saltsman
who sent out a Christmas gift CD to committee members including the song “Barack the Magic Negro.”
THE “I GOT A ROCKET IN MY POCKET” AWARD is bestowed upon CIA operatives in Afghanistan.
In an attempt to win the loyalty of grizzled warlords, the agents are giving them the gift of Viagra. In an effort
to win the loyalty of warlords’ wives, they are giving them running shoes and a six-hour head start.
THE “THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS” PRIZE goes to economics whiz Rush Limbaugh who, shortly
after the election, declared: “The Obama recession is in full swing, ladies and gentlemen. Stocks are dying,
which is a precursor of things to come. This is an Obama recession. Might turn into a depression.”
"Hello to our friends and fans in domestic surveillance."